Oh, That’s Punny

By: Cori Fricke, Advertising Editor

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

My math teacher called me average. How mean!

Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”