By: Cori Fricke, Advertising Editor
Girl: “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons.” Boy: “Really?” Girl: “Yeah, you make me sick!”
What did the Valentine’s Day card say to the stamp? Stick with me and you’ll go places!
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day? Hogs and kisses!
What did the painter say to her boyfriend? “I love you with all my art!”
What do single people say on Valentine’s Day? Happy Independence Day.